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Thursday, August 04, 2005

For the drunks amongst us...

OLD AGE AND ALCOHOL
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The joys of life at 92
By simple facts we prove to you.

The horse and mule live 30 years
And know not a thing of wine and beer

The goat and sheep at 20 die
And never taste of Scotch and Rye

The cow drinks water by the ton,
And at 18 is nearly done,

The dog at 15 cashes in
Without the aid of Rum and Gin

The cat in milk and water soaks
And then in 12 years, it croaks.

The modest sober bone dry hen
Lays eggs for Nogo then dies at 10

All animals are strictly dry,
They sinless live and swiftly die.

But Sinful, Ginful, Rum soaked men
Survive for three score years and ten.

And some of us, they are quite a few
Keep drinking till we be 92

Now all take heed to this advice
Take from life its every spice.

Hic!
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May you all live till 92. Amen.

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